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8/11/09 12:10 pm - surprise!

we had an unexpected visitor last night....

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7/20/09 12:53 pm - 40 Years

40 years ago Today, two men named Neil and Buzz first set foot on the moon. they would be followed by 10 other guys. it's time to go back... Nasa recently launched an orbiting probe called the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, using spy satellite technology to take High resolution photos of the moons surface. and just in time for the 40th anniversary... photos of the apollo landing sites:

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/apollosites.html

now the orbiter hasn't settled into its final orbit yet so these were taken from a little bit higher than optimum, but there will be better ones later once it gets a little lower...

5/5/09 01:26 pm - Happy 5th of May!

stolen and paraphrased from a Mexican comedian(I think Carlos Mencia)

Some Mexicans went to the President, and said "Hey we see all these holidays, We want a holiday. We want a reason to party!" So the president said "Okay, what day do you want?". The Mexicans replied "How about July 4th?". The president said "No that's Independence day, got any other days?" "How about December 25th?"
"No that's Christmas, try another day." "Oh I know, the Last Thursday in November!" "No that's Thanksgiving. c'mon that can't be all that you can come up with." "Wait a second, how about the 5th of May?" "hmmm, I don't think there is anything then, what do you want to call it?" " How about Cinco de Mayo?" "What does that mean?"
"The 5th of May!!"

1/14/09 10:17 pm

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

12/23/08 10:35 pm - guess the movie quotes...

Pick 20 of your favorite movies. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. Post them here for everyone to guess. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly. No Googling for the correct answer. Tag 20 people to make their own movie quiz.

1. Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

2.I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy!

3. I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!

4. No. No, you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

5. This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

6. I have something to say: it's better to burn out than to fade away!

7. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

8. Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

9. Kemosabe was dead of a ruptured heart before he hit the floor. Gone down and out with both guns blazing. Soul intact.

10. Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days; see what it feels like.

11. They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

12. Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude.

13. Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

14. I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

15. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

16. You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

17. I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.

18. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

19. It's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black.

20. I won't argue that it was a no-holds-barred adrenaline fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

11/5/08 10:33 am - A Dream come true

This man is smiling down from heaven at us today

mlkjr

I saw the Rev Jessie Jackson cry last night. I'm so glad that we've come so far.

11/4/08 03:21 pm

I voted.... and contrary to all the reports, I didn't have to wait in any lines :p so if you haven't done it yet, get out there and vote!

9/27/08 11:40 am - woot!

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Starfleet Crewperson

71% Intrigue, 73% Civilization, 63% Humanity, 54% Urbanization.



As Mister Spock would say: Fascinating. It seems you've managed to hit the edge of the curve on all metrics. An extraordinary life is almost certain.



According to your answers, you want it all, you want a lot of it, and you're willing to do what it takes to get it! Adventure! Romance! Technology! Challenge! You love civilization. You like people. You love the complications and joys of a big, weird crowd of humans plus lots of other beings wandering into dangerous and complicated corners of the galaxy.



There is an ideal place for you, and you are ideal for it: Welcome to the crew of the starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk would have welcomed you aboard himself, but his head was too big to fit in the landing bay.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/reincarnation-placement-exam

8/7/08 11:29 am - What? Smart things and Paris don't mix..

But it sure is funny....


See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

5/22/08 11:08 pm - don't mess with a kangaroo when he's....

kitty
more cat pictures

I love that site btw...

3/20/08 11:03 pm - So, it's been 12 weeks, I'm due to post something...

How cool is this, wish I could've seen it...

Visible Gamma Ray burst

12/22/07 11:33 am - duh....

Take the Sci fi sounds quiz I received 77 credits on
The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz

How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Guess the Sci-Fi Movie Sounds hereCanon powershot


edit: the code left this part out:
Your Score : 77 credits
You're a major sci-fi geek! Do you speak Klingon?

11/26/07 02:54 pm - Spider

Anyone know what kind of spider this is?

Arachnophobes Beware )

11/21/07 02:42 pm - In Honor of a New Icon...

Thanks to my lovely wife, who instantly regrets opening this can of worms.....



edit: Found his myspace and website:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=16278353

http://www.gunthernet.com

rofl....

10/24/07 12:51 pm - Star Trek movie....

So, the casting is done on the new Star Trek movie..

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1572601/story.jhtml

most of it is ok, whatever, but...

Simon Pegg is Scotty!!!! Omg!

9/23/07 11:33 am







What Snatch character are you?




You are Bullet Tooth Tony
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7/18/07 12:51 pm - cause kitties are teh cute


Your Score: Longcat


51 % Affection, 40 % Excitability , 40 % Hunger




Protector of truth.



Slayer of darkness.



Loooooong.



Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.



It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.



Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

7/16/07 02:53 pm - Jury Duty.... not!

So, I'm done, No jury duty for me. I went to the courthouse, sat in a room with a bunch of people and didn't get called. that's it, nothing dramatic, just sitting there until they said I could go home...

7/16/07 06:49 am - Jury Duty...

I have Jury Duty today... wish me luck

7/4/07 06:54 pm - Transformers!

I just have one thing to say about this movie....


OMGYOUHAVETOGOSEETHISMOVIEITSSOFREAKINGAWESOME!!!!!

That is all...
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